The League of Nowhere

15 April, 2006

Unsubstantiated Pronouncement #1

Filed under: Uncategorized — leagueofnowhere @ 7:47 pm

I’ve decided to embark on a new feature for my three readers. On a completely irregular basis I will make shocking statements that I believe to be totally true, based solely on my own gut feelings and few, if any, hard facts.

Each Pronouncement will eventually lead to one of two moments in the future:
1) Laughter and merriment will abound as we realize how foolish I was, followed by a vague malaise as we reminisce about the days when our skies weren’t clogged with rocket cars.
2) I am secretly kidnapped and rendered to Syria for “knowing too much.”

So, without further ado…

Unsubstantiated Pronouncement #1
U.S. ground forces are already in Iran.

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